I will tell you the story of a little girl with this sign:
Her name was LAURA.
She came back from school and found her father sitting down.
She went to him and asked:
- Do princesses fart?
- Why do you want to know? asked the father, surprised.
- Because we have been talking about it at school...
but you answer first.
- I think they do,
princesses do fart.
- No way!
At school we talked about what Marcel said.
He said that Cinderella
farted a lot. No way!
No princess in the world farts.
But maybe Marcel was right.
How do you know?
The dad, who liked to read
good stories
like his daughter,
stood up from the chair.
They both went to the library.
Dad made the sign for silence
and Laura stood and watched quietly.
Dad found a big book
covered in dust.
It must have been over 200 years old.
He left it on the table.
- What is this, dad? Laura asked.
- It's the secret book of princesses.
- And what does it say?
- The secrets of every princess.
- There is a chapter called
"Tummy Problems".
- What is it?
- It tells all the farts princesses made.
Which one shall we start with?
- Cinderella!
Dad flicked the book's pages
until he found her.
And he read it.
- Do you remember the night of the ball?
- Yes!
- Well, that night she was very nervous
and kept walking around the house.
The stepmother kept chocolate bars
hidden in the cupboard.
And Cinderella ate both of them.
At the ball, the prince pressed her waist.
She couldn't hold it in,
and she made a big fart
just when the clock struck twelve.
Cinderella ran away.
- So the prince never heard it?
- Exactly!
Laura kept thinking...
- And Snow White?
Dad flicked through more pages,
and found the one he wanted
and read.
The food that the dwarves cooked was greasy.
They liked stew, bacon and cakes.
Snow White at too much
When the witch gave her the poisoned apple
she didn't even try it.
Her fart smelt so bad
that she fainted.
- That's why the dwarves put her in a glass coffin,
so nobody could
smell it!
- Yes, exactly! - It says it here.
When the prince saw her in the coffin,
he had ºNa bad cold
and couldn't smell it when he kissed her.
- If it wasn't for the cold would she still be in there?
- Oh yes.
- And the Little Mermaid?
- She was the princess that could best hide it.
When the bubbles appeared on the surface,
she said it was the water.
- But even though they fart,
princesses are the most beautiful in the world, right?
- Oh yes.
Even if they fart,
princesses are the most beautiful in the world.
It's very important
that you don't tell this secret to anyone.
And dad sat there looking as Laura fell
into a deep sleep.