A joke! Come on!
It's a pity that people don't tell jokes like they did before.
But today we are going to bring back a classic joke.
There was a woman driving a motorcycle
carrying a bag full of sand.
The sand was like from a African desert.
The scooter driver wanted to cross the border
from the United States into Mexico.
She stopped at border control,
and the border control officer asked:
-What's in the bag?
- Just sand from the desert.
And I'm going to Mexico, I don't have anything else.-
The good woman responded.
- Why are you bringing the sand? Asked the border control officer.
The woman answered: -Because I like it!
The officer checked to make sure the woman was saying the truth and wasn't carrying anything illegal
in the bag and let her through.
A little while later, the woman returned
with the motorcycle and the bag of sand.
And the officer checked the bag again.
There wasn't anything suspicious but...
why was she taking the sand back home...
... without further inspection he let her pass through.
The encounters continued.
After going back and forth so much
the woman and the officer became friendly
and on one of the crossing the officer said,
-I'm not going to fine you, put you in jail or anything,
but please tell me the truth:
What are you hiding in that bag?
-Nothing, nothing at all.
-You must tell me, said the officier.
And she said: -You are so concerned about the bag of sand...
that you haven't realized
that I am a motorcycle smuggler!